mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my computer
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
When someone says thank you sarcastically.
thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
m-eg: how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.